You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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