One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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