will power is for people who don't want to get laid
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
