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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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