this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Green mimosas i think yes
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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