She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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