i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The power of my boobs compel you
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
