i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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