Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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