Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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