What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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