Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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