Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
