there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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