he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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