I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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