he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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