I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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