Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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