honey bunches of taint.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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