yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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