quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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