Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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