At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Let's paint friendship bongs
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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