dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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