You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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