I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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