somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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