Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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