that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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