i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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