'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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