we have pet lesbian snakes
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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