apparently the secret to your success is patron
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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