She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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