I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
