I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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