it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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