Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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