I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
My vagina just recognized that song.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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