you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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