i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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