Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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