the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I came so hard my ears popped.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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