windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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