sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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