I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Randomize
