Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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