I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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