I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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