trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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