Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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